1. 24 hour maid service
2. Guarantee to have a bed maid and waiting for you with clean sheets
3. Mom gets promised a bed all to herself all night long
4. Silence from other children for at least 24 hours
5. 24 hour security
6. Visitors are filtered
7. Food service for Mom for all meals
8. 24 hour Babysitting service in nursery
9. Awesome hospital gift shop presents
10. Drugs
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